Facebook just informed me that I haven't posted in 147 days. (That is, I haven't posted on my "professional" page in 147 days. Any fool who thinks I haven't been on my personal Facebook in that long is sadly mistaken.) 147 days is a disgrace. I call myself a writer? I think I can bust through on social media? I think that, after 26 years, I can post something regularly? Ha! Think again, world! #lazyandforgetful (Sorry, guys. I've been reading Anna Kendrick and I think she's i